
I have realized that things I experience in this great state of Vermont shock me on a daily basis. I am now compiling a list of these things, to be added to at will. As of yet, I am consistently surprised by:
- My incredibly fast acquisition of certain accented words. As a result of me spending some quality time with S (from New York) and P (from New Jersey), I find myself saying “cawl” and “tawlk” on occasion. It catches me off guard every time, and I instantly correct myself…though I think it’s cute when others talk like that.
- Speaking of accents, the amount of times I’ve heard that I have a southern accent. I just laugh and deny it…and then think about what they would say if they met either of the two Chips I know, either of my last two boyfriends (or some of their family…haha), Jackson, dang, even Chris Shavenasty! I’m SO not the one with the accent.
- The amount of maple syrup I see daily. In the office alone, we have a few jars, tins, or bottles-advertisers send them to us as wedding favor ideas. Every convenience store has a huge shelf for some, it’s just ridiculous. I know they make it up here or something, but wow.
- The fact that there’s not a Target in the entire state. Imagine my despair when I heard this news.
- The sheer amount of times I hear French spoken on a daily basis. Scanning the radio stations in my car, it seems like every other station is based out of Quebec (only about 40 minutes from me). I also encounter people from the area every time I hang out downtown.
- In regards to the radio, how prevalent country music is. When I make mention of how shocked I am to hear so much country music, people around here laugh and remind me that I am in a fairly rural state. Still, country music originated in Nashville, and typically discusses southern girls and the like, so I think I have a right to be slightly shocked.
- The ratio of attractive women to attractive men. There are beautiful, unique women everywhere…and creepy, older guys surrounding them. It blows my mind that there are not many handsome men in the area. I’ve personally only met one attractive man up here, yet I’ve also met many, many gorgeous women. I’m not sure why this is, but it surprises me every time.
- The activity of different generations. Going to the grocery store yesterday, I saw a woman riding bikes there with her young sons…very typical of the area. Downtown, I see men and women in their 80’s and 90’s running or cycling. This is amazing to see, but I’m reminded of just how lazy parts of the south can be when I see this…sorry, guys, but you know it’s true.
- How quickly I began actual magazine-related work. On day three, K called me into her office and handed me an 8-page article to write up…in an hour. It wasn’t all text, and I had quotes provided already, but there was a ton of work that I put into it. After that, the editorials just kept coming. I’ve written and helped put together so much, my portfolio is already huge. I shuttle files between us and a downtown Burlington design firm often, as well as pick up things for photo shoots. Last night, I helped K and another intern create pillows and other things for today’s shoot, and at 3 today, I’ll be leaving for a 6-hour trip to another photo shoot with K and S. This one will require us spending the night in Ithaca, NY. Should be fun, but it’s so hectic! I adore my job, though.
- The way men flirt around here. I was in the grocery store last night, and a tall, kind of burly man saw me as I passed his aisle. Not a minute later, as I was looking at gourmet (read: freaking expensive) frozen food, he decided he needed some as well, and came over to survey the case with me. The exchange is as follows:
Tall burly country man: “Hey, what’s going on?”
Me: *smile a little, while reaching to check the calorie count on a sundried-tomato chicken entree* “Hey, what’s up?”
TBCM: *scans meals with ingredients I doubt he’s ever heard of* “Yeah, just looking for something quick and easy…”
Me: (debating saying, “yeah, that’s not me,” while setting the 750 calorie meal back in its original place ) “Haha, yeah, me too”
TBCM: *looks at me a little more, seems to be contemplating saying something, then smiles.* “Well…um…have a good night…”
Me: *smile, while mentally considering the idea of checking out the selection of organic frozen pasta in the next aisle* “You too.”
I thought it was over, but then he happened to be everywhere else I needed to be in the grocery store…and we checked out at the same time. Once he paid for his stuff, he looked back at me again.
TBCM: “Hey…you have a great night, *grin*, ok?”
Me: *smile* “You too.”
It was genuinely the strangest exchange I’ve ever experienced. To be half-chased all over a grocery store by a tall, burly country man while he grins at me…just strange. It was almost as strange as the guy who drove next to me on the interstate the other day, blowing me kisses. I mean, seriously…I’m not THAT awesome. No, my point is, this way of attempted flirting (car flirting, frozen food aisle flirting) is not prevalent in the south, and it always confuses me when I am approached in such a way.
- Basements. Everyone has them! The only basements I’ve ever seen were Chip Carter’s and B’s, I think. Here, every single person has a basement. It blows my mind. What are they for, and why do we not have them?!
- How sociable I have to be after work. Seriously…I either go downtown Burlington, get online and talk to every person imaginable, or call people. True story-I was so bored and feeling so unsociable yesterday, I talked to the Mormons that came by the house for almost 2 hours. They were awesome, man…we had a lot of fun joking about Baptists, Catholics, non-denominational denominations, and Mormons themselves. Hey, if you can’t laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?! Anyway, I told them I’d never convert because I can’t have sweet tea or chai as a Mormon. I was serious.
There will be future posts regarding this topic, I am sure. This is all I can think about right now.




